Name: ANALSLASH
Duration: P00H03M08S
Description: Cette chanson est un pronostic, voire une doctrine martiale.

ANALSLASH

by Clars et les Pulsars

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Cette chanson est un pronostic, voire une doctrine martiale.

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When you wake up in the morning
And you want to fight
Just take that shiny blade
And stick it in their behinds

You gotta sheath it
Where the sun
The sun don’t shine

Too late you realize
The answers you seek
The enemy sword
Is in your buttcheeks

You can’t stab
You can’t smash
The only thing that you should do
Is ANALSLASH

It’s the eve of the battle
And you pray to your Gods
That they reward you with Glory
And maybe your true love

But you’re wrong
There is no gods
Just a sword in your ass

You think that you’re ready
For the battlefield
But you’ve yet to figure out
The riddle of Steel

You can’t stab
You can’t smash
The only thing that you should do
Is ANALSLASH

(Listen to me now)

Give up your love
Give up your life
Give everything you got to this martial style

(I say)

Give up your love
Give up your stash
You gotta give it all away to the ANALSLASH

You can’t stab
You can’t smash
The only thing that you should do
Is ANALSLASH

Give me your love

Your gotta take your sword
ANALSLASH

Slash my ass

The only thing you should do is ANALSLASH

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released January 19, 2019
Prince Resther et Clars le Mage.

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